Things Lindsey Says...

"Don't you like the word 'obviously?' It has a 'b' and a 'v.' OBviously. It's like Februwaryary."

Things Lindsey Says...

Gina: Do you ever watch that movie?
Lindsey: What movie?
Gina: The Ten Commandments
Lindsey: No. I don't need them.

Things Lindsey Says...

After finishing her McDonald's chicken sandwich, and starting on her french fries:

"Here come the death sticks.
They're just as bad as cigarettes.
They'll probably kill you quicker."

Things Lindsey Says...

I just got sick in de eyes. You know, eye-sick.

Things Lindsey Says...

Music playing over the speakers:
"We were merely freshmen..."

Lindsey: Oh those froshies.
Gina: Those merely froshies.
Lindsey: They're not even all the way froshie.
Gina: Those merely froshies are just almost froshie.

Things Lindsey Says...

In reference to J.Crew's website:

"I want to adopt all the children from their website. And have them walk around my backyard. I want them to speak a made up language too."

Things Lindsey Says...

"I'm making babies inside my human body."

Things Lindsey Says...

"I think you are...you know...50% cool."

Things Lindsey Says...

"No. I'm busy. I have to take sticks off of people's heads."

Things Lindsey Says...

"There's a storm chaser yelling at us."

Things Lindsey Says...

While heating up her lunch in the microwave, Lindsey calls to me:

"DON'T JUDGE ME FOR WEARING A BIB!!!!"

She comes back to the office, puts bib in place, and exclaims:

"OH NO! HOW DID I ALREADY GET FOOD ON MY BELLY?!"

Grumble grumble.

"I hate being fat."

Things Lindsey Says...

"I'm glad to see she's not bringing her epidurals to work."

Things Lindsey Says...

"Where is a freaking Ryan E Cole when you need him?"

Things Lindsey Says...

"Gimme a freaking fun-size break."

Things Lindsey Says...

"I'm sure that's not how Indians wrestle."

Things Lindsey Says...

"I'm starting to hate the forest."

Things Lindsey Says...

"Why did you break all your ribs...for dinner?"

Things Lindsey Says...

Gina (to Lindsey, who's having a coughing fit): "Are you okay?"

Lindsey: "Other than my eyeballs..."

Gina: "Other than your eyeballs?"

Lindsey: "Yeah, they're fine."

Things Lindsey Says...

"You're fired from being anything to me."